Our next comedy night in partnership with @comedyrumblings will be on Friday 30th June
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Headliner announcement!
Join us at The Alma Sidcup on Friday June 30th to see the brilliant Julian Deane @juliandeanecomedian 😃
Julian Deane has been wowing audiences across the country with his genius punch lines and perfect delivery.
Julian has performed on The Russell Howard Hour (SKY) and supported Paul Chowdhry on his mammoth nationwide tour Live Innit, which included a sold-out Wembley arena date.
His witty writing skills have also been put to use on Unspun with Matt Forde (Dave), Mock the Week (BBC 2), Never Mind the Buzzcocks (BBC2) and Morgan Spurlock’s New Britannia (SKY Atlantic).
Julian and fellow comedian Carl Donnelly host the podcast Two Vegan Idiots.
“Deliciously twisted. a stream of seriously good gags. quick, sharply written and endlessly repeatable lines.” (The Guardian)
“Assured and brilliant. Deane is a class apart. a master of hilarious twists and turns.” (Chortle)
New Year’s Day (Thursday) 12pm to 5pm
Friday 2nd & Saturday 3rd 12pm to 11pm
Sunday 4th 12pm to 8pm
Monday the 5th to Wednesday 7th 12pm to 9pm
Thursday the 8th 12pm to 10pm
Friday the 9th and Saturday the 10th 12pm to midnight
Sunday the 11th 12pm to 9pm
From Monday the 12th normal opening hours will resume, the only change will be that we will be closing at 9pm on none quiz Mondays & Tuesdays and 10pm on Wednesdays. There will now be a 15 minute ‘drinking up time’ after the last bell has been rung on every night.
Food serving times
Mon: 12:00 - 14:30 / 14:30 - 20:30
Tue: 12:00 - 14:30 / 14:30 - 20:30
Wed: 12:00 - 14:30 / 14:30 - 20:30
Thur: 12:00 - 14:30 / 14:30 - 20:30
Fri: 12:00 - 14:30 / 14:30 - 20:30
Sat: 12:00 - 14:30 / 14:30 - 20:30
Sun: 12:00 - 14:30 / 14:30 - 20:30
Our kitchen will be closed until Monday the 12th of January
All of our food is freshly cooked and prepared in our continued scores on the doors 5 star rated kitchen. As we are getting busier at lunch times bookings are recommended but walk ins are also welcome as normal.
Our great Lunch menu is available Mondays to Fridays 12pm to 2:30pm with Angelo at the helm and our stuffed crust 9" & 10" stone baked pizzas are available Monday to Thursday up until 8pm, Fridays and Saturdays until 8pm and Sundays until 7pm, unfortunately when we are busy it may not be possible to make these for you.